Let’s start off with RED RIVER. I need a slashing of some sorts. Some mindless killings. Cheap thrills waaaay under my expectations but better then the last. Jacob Ennis smoked us up with STASH on the last round-hillbilly bastards on a weed crazy frenzy, and lots of female degredation. He puts us back in the sticks, with a mighty crazy family this time ‘ round. Mutated son locked up underground. Fucked father with voice box which totally stole the show. Fuuuuuuuuucked up movie. As it started with potential it quickly went below the belt and repeatedly smashed my junk. The look of the film is crisper if you dig but I don’t think that helped. A film like this deserves to be dirty. Certain characters sucked balls but some hit it off. Anyways, bloody and brutal of the indie sincere kind. Watch at your own risk. Jacob bro, I get you but I don’t get the films. We are of the same mind frame but…………….

Now CURSE OF THE SCREAMING WEREWOLF is my cup of tea. 1964 in all it’s bad vhs copy version here from www.chezzyflicks.com . They have the coolest reviving scientist tables ever in this Spanish shocker. Lon Chaney Jr. , the man of a million grade Z cult films graces us with a hefty roll as, the Werewolf himself. It’s pretty rad actually, along with the fantastic brass section blazing our eardrums with sheer sinister urges as the transformations ensue. Aztecs, Werewolves, Mummies and Doctors a plenty in thismildly paced but a howl of a film. AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, right back to www.alternativecinema.com with a double feature of modern indie chillers. Two gruesome tales from beyoooonnnndddddd the grave. BEYOND THE DUNWICH HORROR and PRETTY DEAD THINGS. Ok, out of the two BEYOND is the better choice so when slapping in this fine ass piece of cinematic trashy plastic, you be the judge as what to watch first. Anyways, I’m not a huge fan of vampires so PRETTY DEAD THINGS was not my first choice as to what to watch first. Certain films but a genre I avoid at the video store all the time. I will say this flick is daaaaaaam fuuuuuuckin sexy though, the chicks are smokin’ hot bitches. I’m not a fan of tons of nudity to rock a film but when done right, let’s honk on bobo!!!!!!!!! No literally, Pull the fuckin’ pud. At least she ate a cock in the flick in the first few minutes so there is some redeeming value to it. Yeeeeehhhaaaa!!!!!!!!!! Also the intro with the titles kicks sooo much ass. Ya for that one bro. This one totally didn’t work for me other than Rosie palm. The second is also a Richard Griffith film (FEEDING THE MASSES, CREATURE FROM HILLBILLY LAGOON) from Scorpio Films. Killer logo man. This one is more of a take on the cult/satanixploitation? Brother comes to find his, brother on the island of Dunwich? Reporter rolls in to help out and awwaaaaaaayayyyyyyyy we go. What is cool is the grindhouse feel to this feature. It is pretty brutal, in a good way. Lynn Lowry (SHIVERS, I DRINK YOUR BLOOD) plays a labrarian to heed the warnings. “GET OFF THIS ISLAND BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!! says a battered old man. It has that Killer gore, some sweet scoring, kewl vibe and an all around dingy feel. I hate explaining what the movie is about in reviews. Nothing left to watch then. I’m just hear to tell you if it was fun. Thas all.

Now let’s get into Cheezy Flicks again with “We dare you to look into” DR. BLOODS COFFIN. I’m really hip to old films lately. A new era to really delve into. Mind you, I’m big into 50′s films but the 60′s had it’s up and downs. Finding itself. Getting into new subjects and taboos and then found lots of drugs. That’s where I come in. Yaaaaa maaaaann………. This baby is in colour and full of early gore and putresence. More scientist running amok and doin’ their dastardly deeds. Experimenting on humans. How dare you. Underground catacombs filled with bodies. 1961. Prissy people in dark subject matter, I like the contrast. It has its savage moments. Again, awesome horns a blastin. This director did LADYBUGS, IRON EAGLE 1 and 2, and THE ENTITY so…………… A somewhat leveled pace but it does have its down time for sure, but makes up for 60′s style blood. The gorgeouos Hazel Court pleases us with her surely defing curves. Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm.

Anndddaaaaaaaaaaaaa ya. Go fuckin’ watch some shit.